What We Learned From The Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup Parade

Today was the Stanley Cup Parade for the Chicago Blackhawks. I watched via the internet and did some screen captures of exactly what we learned today.


Patrick Kane likes shitty beer.



Cristobal Huet knows his role.



Big Buff can multi-task.



Parade coverage hates Niemi. I swear I think I saw him 3 times in the whole parade.



Kris Versteeg went into the right profession. Keep him away from open mic nights.

Versteeg fancies himself a rapper:


Personally, I preferred his version of "Glamorous Life."


Big Buff can share. Here he is giving the Heavy Weight Championship belt to Kane.



Chicago knows how to do the damn thing. Look at all the people, a reported 2 million.



I love goalies.



Buff:
a. Hates the sun
b. Is doing his Michael Jackson impersonation
c. Is actually holding the umbrella for Kane.


Good news! We don't have to rely on my wit and crappy tv screen captures for the parade. I have a source for pictures! I will be posting them later.