First they knock my beloved Devils out. Now they are giving my Timmy's Bruins a hard time. I swear if I hear LaRose one more time...I'll lose it. If I hear "What a save by Ward" one more time, I'm going postal.
So I've turned to the dark side...voodoo! Actually it's office voodoo. I'm at work and can only use things found at my desk. So no candles, chicken feet, blood, cigars, etc. Fortunately I have the voodoo doll my friend Shauna brought me from New Orleans. It's technically real. It has the power of New Orleans. Maybe it will work!
First up is Wardo. I put pins in his eyes so he can't see the puck.
And LaRose, my fucking nemeses. I'm so sick of hearing his name, he seems to be all over the place and in the right place. I've turned him upside down so he will be confused and out of place. he has pins in his head so he can't think well.