Showing posts with label Steven Stampkos. Show all posts
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Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Thrashers Kryptonite: Tampa Bay vs Atlanta

Twas the night after Christmas and all through the rink.
fans wanted a win so that we wouldn't sink
farther down the division standings of the south east,
But Vinny scored 2 and proved to be a beast.
Stamkos was there and St. Louis was too,Even though there were rumors that he had the flu.


More importantly, Johnny shaved!



Mason warming up. Mason and my friend Randy have this "bond." Mason always gives him a stick tap and a wave. I made DOZENS of little moose posters, as me how many waves Johan gave me. The winks were nice though.



Something has caught Kaner and Eager's attention.



Big Buff.



Johnny blowing kisses? I'm over here, Johnny!!



Swarming the goalie.



I SWEAR Johnny has more facial hair now than he did 6 minutes ago. He'll have a playoff bead by the end of the game.



Burmi taking his post warm up shots.



Pavs picks up an extra stick on the ice. Hey, you never know when you might need another!



Tampa having a huddle, probably talking about how even with Dan Ellis in net, they are dominating us.



Dan looking like he's checking his watch. Got a date? Maybe he's set to meet with his financial advisor to discuss how he barely makes enough money to live.



USA! USA! We had a large group of soldiers from Ft. Bragg in for the game. The best part was they were on that Home Depot game. They won and got some prizes, one of which was this ridiculous lawn ornament/snowman. I was like "wtf are they going to do with that?" When it was time to get the crowd pumped up with the music/flags/make some noise signs etc they'd put these guys on the jumbo tron and there was a guy waving the snowman. It cracked me up every time.



Damn you Ryan Malone! Ryan Malone is my all time favorite kiss cam participant. Last season he put his arm around Stamkos. No such entertainment this time.



Some chaos at the other end.



Meet Glenn Beck. No, it's not the real Glenn Beck, this guy never actually cried. I just thought he looked like Beck from the back. He was a super obnoxious Lightning fan, but apparently too much of a pussy to wear a Lightning jersey. He's holding up four fingers because Toby got a penalty and he wanted to make sure the refs knew it should be four minutes.



Looks like Glenn has some friends with him. Sit down, douchebags.



Fake Glenn Beck was a perv, too. He was taking pics of the girls bending over and squatting.



Malone all up in Pavelec's Kool Aid.



Sopes trying to get him out of there.



Pavs slides across to try and make a save.



Booo. Lightning scores. Fake Glenn Beck is happy. Come on Pamela (usher) can't you toss him for being obnoxious?!?



Pavelec managed to steal us a point, but the Lighting win in OT.


Very late in the 3rd period when it was very apparent that we were heading to OT Buff very stupidly boarded Randy Jones, putting us a man down in OT. This is the NINTH straight game the Thrashers have dropped to the Lightning. The last game we won was the opening night game of the 2009-10 season.

Monday, January 5, 2009

Welcome back to Blue Land!

The sucking continues. Don't let fluke wins against a real team like Vancouver fool you. We still stuck! 4-1 Tampa Bay? Are you kidding me? Hell, they were like 10 seconds from PsyDuck Goalie Mike Smith getting a shut out, too.

Sometimes, sucking isn't enough to make a game miserable, so we had to throw in an injury. Not just any injury either! Oh no, let's make sure it really suck and have our one bright spot get injured. Bryan Little, Mr. tied-for-7th-place-for goals-scored-in-the-NHL left the game with a rib contusion.

Once it became clear winning wasn't an option we were hoping that one of two things would happen and entertain us:

  1. Artyukhin and Bobo would fight. They almost got into it a few times and were chirping. Bobo has 2 inches on Arty, but Arty has 20lbs on Bobo. I would love to see that battle.
  2. Someone would piss off Mike Smith and he'd lose his mind and go nuts in the goal.

No such luck on either count.

Hockey FAIL!

For the first time ever, I went to the opposing side during warm-ups for someone other than a goalie! Shocking I know. I had to see Ryan Malone. He's so freaking hot and all tatt'ed up. SMOKING hot. I like Vinny (Lecavalier not Prospal) too so I enjoyed that as well.

Welcome to the Ryan and Vinny show!




Stretch it baby.



How funny is this sign?? According to the guy who made it, it pissed the midget off and made his team mates laugh. Great, it pissed him off enough to score twice. BTW...5'9'' my ass.



Hotness




Hi, I'm little baby Stampkos. I kinda forgot he was out there.





My obligatory Moose shot. He's looking at me. I can tell he's thinking "Is that my girl over there? What is she doing over there?" Sometimes I have to make him a little jealous so he appreciates me.


And for all you fellow BoBo lovers, I had to include at least one pic of him, even if not that good. It sucks because he got a haircut and I didn't get any good close-ups of it :(




Jeez, is that chick still taking pictures of me?



Cue the porno music!!




I've got a few "Malone-isms" I could teach him.





"I'm so glad Barry Melrose is gone." Is 91 the amount of time they have to change his diapers per game?




Um Um good.




Crash!



I think he looked better in a Pens jersey, but still hot. He actually looks really hot with NO jersey and tatts blazing.



GO Bobo! Fight! At least that would have been cool. What was NOT cool is the way Arty outskated you and made you look like a chump. That big Russian boy moves like a ballerina out there.





Ants playing hockey. Malone looks like he is figure skating.



"Look at me, I am a champion. Come into my crease and I will destroy you."






Ants...hockey





By far the most entertaining thing of the night...MASCOT HOCKEY! It was our mascot Thrash's birthday and all the mascots from various local teams, restaurants and any other bum in a fluffy suit showed up to wish him Happy Birthday. I lose my shit over mascots so I was super excited. FYI, that giant turd looking thing is Carvel's Fudgy the Whale.




Good times



Big Red from the Falcons playing goalie. Can we draft him? How is his groin. Can he sign one of those quick contracts like Leonhardt did?



Face off




Action. Tampa Bay making us look like even more of a joke.




Another Ryan Malone shots because really...can you ever have enough?



Two Russians and a Malone



More of this please! Mike Smith is just wishing someone would hit him.



























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