Thursday, August 6, 2009

Semyon Varlamov hates fat chicks and American women in general

(first off note the name is now Semyon Varlamov. This fucker is like Prince)
Wow! Rarely does a goalie get on my shit list, but the-goalie-formerly-known-as-Simeon is on his way.

In an interview with some Russian rag called "OK" he was asked if he had any personal admirers since becoming a super star with the caps. He told the interviewer:

"I have a true love, so I don't look at any other women. You know, I'm
extremely fortunate that I met a Russian girl in America. It's difficult to look
at a lot of the local women. You get the feeling that just don't take care of
themselves! There are an awful lot of heavyset ones. But Russian girls have nice
trim figures. I couldn't imagine myself being with an American girl."

Nice! I'm cutting him WAY more slack than I should because a.) he's a goalie....b.) he's ridiculously young. I'm a fat chick, I've got no problems saying it. I'd be willing to bet well over 1/2 of the NHL agrees with him...they just aren't dumb enough to say it.

And to think, I put him on my hot goalie list. HUH!!!
You can read the whole interview and even see a video of his trim, Russian well taken care of girl.


Anonymous August 6, 2009 at 8:15 PM  

If this guy is in love why do you take his words seriously? :D

Brittany August 6, 2009 at 8:53 PM  

Most people around the world have a skewed view on Americans. I'm a size 6 and by no means do I think I look like a supermodel or large, but his comment burns. It is his opinion and so be it, but there are things you don't say to or about people that have given you as much as the U.S. has given him. His distaste for our country is sad(and doesn't end with the women I assure you) and he is overlooking the fact that one day looks fade, but the personalities of people are what truly makes them. He is the one losing out on a different perspective of the world by keeping his head in the sand. There are so many young, talented players who would do anything for the chance to be where he is and to have those types of opportunities.

If you are going to be affected by his ignorant statement (presumably made by his penis) channel it into something good.Don't let him be the cause of any unhappiness, he isn't worth it.

Anonymous August 6, 2009 at 9:36 PM  

I doubt you could put any trust to what is published in a "glossy magazine". They could put words that he did not even say or said in a different context. Varly is a sweet guy, he does not care about other girls just because he loves his girlfriend.

Sunshine36616 August 7, 2009 at 1:20 AM  

All good points made and all reasons I haven't officially put him on a shit list. Also, if you noticed, the article was originally in a Russian "glossy" magazine. Could be a translation issue. Now I do believe he made some sort of similar comment. Russians seem to like Russian chicks. Both Ovy and Malkin have said that. Nothing wrong with that, but apparently they have the sense to stop commenting after that. It's dumb to cut off 1/2 of your fanbase when you play IN America by saying "I can't imagine being with an American chick, they don't take care of themselves." But 20 year old guys with broken English might not be a great source for quotes on such matters.
I did like the part of the interview where he said some lady asked him to sign her baby, very cute.
I'm not upset over the comments, I think it was a dumb thing to say. Maybe I should send him a "no fat chicks allowed" shirt and see if he'd wear it. Would make for a good photo op!

Anonymous August 7, 2009 at 7:11 AM  

It's actually worse — check out the updated translation at Japers' Rink.

Smartmouthed damn kid. I want to see what he looks like a couple of years after he retires from competitive athletics. "Semyon Varlamov here for NutriSystem..."

Anonymous August 7, 2009 at 8:26 AM  

haha... I am going to the gym! :)

Sunshine36616 August 7, 2009 at 9:45 AM  

Anonymous 8:26...I'll meet ya there, I have zumba class! You know that guy that shot up the gym in Pittsburgh actually shot up a class similar to zumba..."Latin Impact." Scary.

Thanks for the link to the comments. My favorite one so far is:
"Oh, oh. There go the XL Varlamov jersey sales."

Anonymous August 7, 2009 at 10:35 AM  

Hopefully, Varlamov has no plans to shoot "fat chicks" in the gym. Well, I could do some workout at home. It's also important not to forget about diet. Sigh.

Sunshine36616 August 7, 2009 at 10:58 AM  

Yeah, shooting fat chicks at the gym would probably put a damper on his GAA.
Yeah, the diet part sucks. If it were all about excercise, I'd look more Russian :p

Anonymous August 7, 2009 at 12:18 PM  

Don't tell! This diet part really kills me. Fortunately, we still have some time to drop a few pounds - Varlamov comes to Atlanta in October. :-)

Candace August 7, 2009 at 12:27 PM  

Geesh...this guy is quickly overtaking Cristobal Huet in the "obnoxious with his name" department.

Say it or spell it however you want..."Game 7 choke artist" is the same in about any language.

Whatever. And I'm a skinny bitch, who could really care less :-P

Sunshine36616 August 7, 2009 at 12:58 PM  

Come on now Candace, it's not like he had any help. I'll criticize his young dumb mouth, but I can't criticize his play. I think he was the only Cap on the ice that night!

Anonymous August 7, 2009 at 1:04 PM  

Can you blame the guy of being "obnoxious with his name" when his name was spelled as "Semen" in the official documents? :D

Anonymous November 17, 2010 at 5:42 PM  

He has a really small penis.

And how would he like it if he were judged by it? When he hits 50 or 60 and needs Viagra, and his chick asks "that's it?" I call that KARMA my friend.

You are beautiful, as are many who aren't a size 0. You have a lot to offer, and schmucks like this will end up with a Barbie wife, divorced, and a lifetime prescription :)

samra February 28, 2011 at 11:13 PM  

well wriiten article. You explain your view in a very easy and simple way which i like the most.
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