Thrash is looking for a friend!

Ms. Conduct brought this to my attention. Being that I am unemployed, I check the Thrashers' Job Board a lot. How did I miss this??

Mascot Assistant (Part-time / Temporary) - Atlanta Thrashers (Atlanta, GA)
RESPONSIBILITIES / DUTIES:
• Assist mascot during at least 75% of all home games (approx 35) to include pre-season, regular and post-season games
• Assist mascot in nightly duties including handling of props, rolling t-shirts and dancing in the crowd
• Professionally interact with fans while fostering a fun and supportive environment for the Atlanta Thrashers
• Represent the Atlanta Thrashers professionally at all games / appearances while interacting with patrons, vendors and fans• Maintain cleanliness of work attire and professional look
• Use energy and personality to interact and excite large crowds for duration of home games
• Other duties as assigned

QUALIFICATIONS:
• High school diploma required; some college coursework preferred
• Must be able to work a flexible schedule to include nights, weekends and holidays (weeknight schedule usually starts at 4 p.m.; weekend schedules varies by game time)• Must have a positive, energetic and creative personality
• Must be reliable, punctual and courteous
• Ability to respond to various situations quickly and professionally• General knowledge of the sport of hockey and the Atlanta Thrashers a must• Ability to lift and carry at least 50 pounds
• Ability to dance to various styles of music preferred• Excellent ice skating ability ideal

Note: When you apply for this job online, you will be required to answer the following questions:
1. Yes/No: Can you ice skate at an intermediate level?
2. Yes/No: Do you have previous dance experience?
3. Yes/No: Do you have experience performing in front of large crowds?
4. Yes/No: Are you able to work a flexible schedule to include nights, weekends and holidays?
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Good luck finding a friend, Thrash! Several seasons ago we had the "Men in Black" that followed Thrash around. They wore black and white suits and could dance really well, lots of fun.

Here is the link if anyone wants to apply http://hockeyjobs.nhl.com/teamwork/r.cfm?i=25216