If Chuck Norris Were A Goalie....

he wouldn't have to make saves, the puck would just get the hell out of the way!


Chuck impressed former Thrashers goalie, Kari Lehtonen enough to put him on his mask this season. Puck Daddy carried the story and Yahoo was impressed enough to run it on the the front page!



Here is a close up of Kari's mask.

You can read more about it on Puck Daddy: http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Dallas-Stars-goalie-doesn-t-wear-his-Chuck-Norri?urn=nhl-270487

Imagine if Chuck had been in goal for Florida when Ballard swung his stick! Ever seen a goalie round house kick someone?!?!?!

Hockey season needs to start...a Chuck Norris joke and a Keith Ballard/Tomas Vokoun joke in one post!