Brooks Laich is hot, so is Jose Theodore

That's what I should just call this post. I have that as my title and I should just put up a few pictures of them because they are hot. That's about all the effort the Thrashers put into the game last night, so why should I put any more effort into the blog post about it? Because I'm a Kool-Aid drinking sucker.




First of all, wtf is up with this chick? It's 24 degrees outside and she is wearing a tank top, shorts and flip flops. WTF? A dare? Maybe she's one of those people who have no sensory nerves and can't feel pain, cold, heat, etc. That's not even comfortable clothing inside a hockey arena in the middle of the summer!





So this warm up was all about me getting pictures of Brooks Laich and Jose Theodore. Brooks popped up on my radar during the playoffs when he was in all those videos with Cabby. Jose is just smoking hot and I wanted more pictures because mine from the last time he was here were terrible.


I Laich Brooks!





I was so busy paying attention to Brooksie and Jose, I didn't get hardly anything of the adorable Steckel. Next time!





Now he really IS Captain Caveman! Congrats on wearing the "C" Ovie, it looks good on you.





Obviously no one has warned Neuvirth not to get too close to the goalie nut.





Oh yeah! Stretch it Brooksie, that's what I came for.





Yeah, he stretched it way too good, he got an assist on a shorthanded goal.





Look at me, I'm Mike Green, I'm a scoring defenseman. *snort*





Neuvirth in the net.





Ovie waiting to take some shots.





Jose in the net, I'm surprised that damn thing didn't just burst into flames.





Skate it off Moose, you are about to have a HORRIBLE night.





Ovie chilling in his spot. He spits a lot. Gross.





Theodore stretching out near me. Couldn't get good pics because of the glare. Hello, little kid face.





He pulled his mask up, but it came out blurry.





Jose checking me and the other fans out.





Jeez Jose, okay, no more pictures. He's looking at me like I'm about to serve him papers for court or something.





Backstrom and his long flowing locks. He should talk to Toby about Swedish hair care. Maybe he could get some highlights, too.





Neuvirth back in the net.





Jose facing a few shots. Don't knock yourself out there, Jose, you will not need to come off of that bench during the game.





Whatcha got there Semin? ewwwww.





Swarming the goalie.





I didn't realize Semin was so young and cute. I was thinking he was older for some reason.





HA JOSE! I lied, one more picture.





More Brooksie.

Well, it was an epic win on the Brooks pictures, fail on Jose. I've come to the conclusion that Jose is so hot, it screws up the camera's electronics.


First period!


Opening face off. The game is new and Thrashers fans actually still had hope! We had a great crowd, one of the largest I've seen. There were a lot of Caps fans, but they weren't in the majority. Based on the encounters I had and observed, they were friendly and well behaved, too. Take note, Rags fans.





No Moose, there is nothing wrong with the mask. You really did let in 3 goals on 7 shots. (In his defense, of course, one was a power play and one was a weird bounce )





Little had some hustle a few times, Neuvirth put an end to that.





Discussions.





We went on the power play, (a/k/a Pissaway play) Neuvirth makes a save, great.





Moose banging his stick letting us know the Pissaway Play is over.





Even our rough and tumble Greek Gods could get anything going.





Ovie was captivated by the Sports Shorts (for those that don't know, it's basically people getting hurt while doing stupid shit). Ovie was so into it that they were about to play and they had to nudge him to get him back in the box.





Oh good, Caps score.

We ended the 1st period with our spirits low. Even though we outshot the Caps 18-7, we were still down 3-0. Our spirits were low, but we weren't demoralized (yet).



Second period! No face off shot because I was too busy eating over priced (but tasty) chicken strips.


Peverley in front of the net hoping to get a juicy tip in. He didn't.





Stop the carnage! Pavs gets ready to go and relieve Moose. There would be no relief.





Pavs practically had to kick Moose out of the net.





Right away they had Pavs dancing.





Out of the way, Backstrom!





Since Max can't score on Neuvirth, he decides to just lift his leg and piss on him. Well that's not what happened, but it would have given the fans SOMETHING to cheer for.





Neuvirth watching the action behind his net.





Max and Pevs trying to get something on the net.

In the 2nd period the Caps shot more and shots were close to even at 15 for the Thrashers and 17 for the Caps. Max scored for us, but Knuble scored for the Caps as well, so we headed into the 3rd period 4-1. Tough, but no impossible.

Third Period!


Opening face off







Brooksie, Colby, Hainsey and Schubert in the face off.





No more scoring, Brooksie!





Damn. I was excited to get the picture though.

Yeah, that's all I got for the 3rd period. I've never taken that few pictures in the 3rd period. The Capitals went on to score FOUR more times and absolutely sucked the life right out of the place.


Caps win. Vomit.




I hope the Thrashers suck this hard at dealing black jack tonight at Casino Night. Maybe I'll win.