If you haven't checked this contest out, you need to. You will be laughing so hard. I don't think I can win, I'm not even sure mine will make it on the site. I've wanted to enter one of their contests for ages and decided to do so. I saw the "Gladiator" one and thought of "300." I'm sure 238 others did as well.
Head over and check it out if you haven't. My favorite (in order) are 1. the Alex Ovechkin one, 2. The Curling one and 3. The girls hockey one. It's so hard to choose.